ominous-misaka:

I laughed more than I should have.

gayobamafanfiction sent:

ripped shrek

djkalteraphine-hates-you:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

ripped shrek fighting his inner demons

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ripped shrek compressing ogre layers

ripped shrek being embarrassed of his not ripped son

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ripped shrek supporting lgbt rights

ripped shrek making a special guest appearance on the fresh prince of bel-air

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ripped shrek murdering a human child

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ripped shrek yelling at a cabbage

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ripped shrek remembering he left the stove on

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ripped shrek leaves his old body for a more ripped one

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ripped shrek is bishounen as fuck

When people can’t tell you’re in a bad mood but keep trying to talk to you.

heyhocloudy:

smashalash:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE

HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION 

AND LOOK AT HER

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the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well

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MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!

FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!

AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!

AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!

TAMA IS SO POPULAR THAT TOURISM FROM TAMA BASICALLY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE TOWN BACK FROM THE BRINK AND SAVED THE RAIL LINE!!!

I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!

A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!

im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy

maralie:

spacewaluigi:

July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!

Happy birthday Waluigi!

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may i point out that the specific move waluigi is performing in this gif is called a biellmann spin, a very intensely difficult component in figure skating and particularly challenging for a man to perform. i think we should applaud waluigi for such clear dedication to his craft

kishilogs:

more reasons to love kinucakes

acedefectiveinvestigations:

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)

damianmcgintleman:

attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

tags:
#WHAT

vriskamindfangserket:

toyosatomimi:

darckcarnival:

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

(Source: yencid)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

isha-privilege:

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kiroho:

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

relax please

(Source: yodiscrepo)

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

modeseven777:

YARE YARE DONG